我图书馆的学姐说的笑话~~ XD
Saturday, April 9, 2011 | 8:16 AM | 0 comments
昨天，我写的post里面，我有提到我的图书馆的学姐对吗？她说的笑话是超级超级好笑的lo!! 反正我闲着没事做，就post在这里吧！XD [没看过的人，这里有一个link : Friday][B学姐是讲笑话的那一个]
A学姐：“那个XXX好像很伤心wor 他下台之后一直说unfair unfair”
B学姐：“aiya....他没有得还不是因为他讲的时候有一点忘词ma”
A学姐：“你又知道？”
B学姐：“当然啦！你要我示范给你看我的方法吗？？
[她们说的应该是一个英文演讲比赛]
开始说了
" A very good morning to the honourable judges, teachers, and my fellow friends. My title today is 'My family and friends'. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Tan X X. But my friends all call me 'Jagung'. Oh you know wat is jagung?? the yellow vegetable thing...."
1 audience said:" YAA!!! I ate tat in super tanker before!!! :DDD
[audience其实就是另一个学姐]
继续……
" OHHH!!! you ate it in super tanker before??? is it good??? good right??? ok....now.....i'll introduce you all my friends....1st, this is my friend, ABC, she likes her da yi ma very much...."
[我当时是这样的 表情：=.=" 和 XD (可说是哭笑不得XD)]
okok...继续继续……
"ok....next, this is my friend, DEF! she loves wen tian xiang very much....even though he died a long time already.....she is wen tian xiang's wife....(她问DEF) you are wen tian xiang's wife right?? (DEF回答) yes yes.... (继续讲) ok....now this is my friend GHI!!! She.....ta bao de shu hen mei.....(她包的书很美) XD [当时她会这样讲GHI是因为刚好有一个老师，叫这个讲着笑话的学姐包书，可是她不要，所以就一直推卸责任XD] (继续) you know why??? becoz she always help her mother sell books....sell books in tanmark....XD "
那个GHI学姐被气到哭笑不得……一直在那边喊冤：“没有没有！！是她乱讲的！！！”
继续
"ok.....now let me introduce you my family.....i have 3 family members....and that's all.....Thank you....BYEBYE!!! XDDD"
～完～
全部人笑翻了……
实在太好笑了！！！
XDD
